Peach Costume for Adults
Take a seat, pumpkin spice!Why does 'pumpkin spice' get all the attention? We think it's only because it's a seasonal flavor. If you ask us, peaches are far superior. Think about it. Could you chomp into a pumpkin the way you can chomp into a freshly-picked juicy peach? Nope, so don't even try unless you want a broken tooth. Sure, there are plenty of yummy pumpkin spice flavored treats available but there are way more tasty peach flavored treats. There's peach cobbler, peach scones, peach ice tea, peaches and cream, peach crumble, peach jam, and let's not forget about the popular candy, peach rings. And now, well, now there's a peach costume! (However, it's not edible...) If you adamantly agree that peach flavored everything trumps pumpkin spice flavored everything, then this costume is exactly what you need. You'll be a walking advertisement for the delicious fuzzy fruit that tastes great any time of the year plus, you'll look akin to a very popular emoji that everyone is appropriately obsessed with. Just pull the soft tunic featuring two green leaves over your head and get ready to provoke salivating mouths. Suddenly people will be muttering to themselves, "hmm, a peach ice tea would sure taste great right about now." Put on the tunic and inspire a peach revolution! Sorry pumpkin spice, but peach is going to be in the spotlight for awhile. Better luck next fall!