Ms. Pink Women's OppoSuit
Pink is the color of femininity. It's the color of the blanket we first wrap around newborn baby girls. It's the color of flowers, hearts, and Barbie's Malibu dream house. It makes us think of bubblegum, cotton candy, and strawberry ice cream, and most recently, we've discovered that pink is the color of power. This Ms. Pink women's OppoSuit is what prompted our newfound revelation. Some of our employees decided to try on this all-pink blazer and pencil skirt combo and what happened next left us mind-blown. Suddenly, the pink suit clad women started acting like Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep's character) in The Devil Wears Prada. Before we knew it, they were firing fellow employees left and right when they had no authority to do so. They also began demanding that someone goes to the nearest coffee shop to fetch them a green tea chai latte "immediately." We don't know how or why this suit makes wearers feel like full-fledged "girl bosses" but we think it has something to do with confidence. Young professionals and future female CEO's in-the-making will feel both girly and dominant while they're wearing this completely pink OppoSuit. The blazer has a single front button while the pencil skirt features an invisible zipper. It's perfect for the office as well as attending after hour events like happy hour with your whole department. We know it might be difficult, but try to keep the pretend firing to a minimum, at least until you land the title of Company President.