Deluxe Shark Hat
Every year, we dedicate a week of television and film to the shark. This is like a holiday that many people flock towards and celebrate with the same extreme vigor that ten-year-olds at Christmas possess. Take a moment to take that in and realize just how much we are fascinated by and are terrified of that odd swimming creature. That alone should be enough to warrant virtually anything shark related. In fact, you’re probably already purchasing this product and looking for the next shark-related thing. (We have a few, so we can wait if you need to look at them in another browser window.) But, note this important fact: you are more likely to die from a bee sting than to be bitten by a shark. In fact, you might be more likely to be stung by a been while in the ocean and being ignored by a shark.That said… this Deluxe Shark Hat will give you the most joyful and humorous experience of being able to scream bloody murder as an adorably tiny shark is eating your head. We’ll give you another moment to process that experience. The hat opening is a shark’s mouth. You’ll put your head in it. Then, you’ll feel comfy and toasty warm… while a shark is eating your head. This is the best thing anyone has ever thought of. Happy shark week!