Caesar Dressing Bottle Adult Costume

Et Tu, Brute? The other condiments in the fridge were seething with crabbiness. That dressing bottle is getting far too smug! Who does he think he is? He's not as bright red as ketchup, or as golden-hued as mustard, as colorful as Italian, or as sweet as French. That does it. Let's gang up on him and throw him out of the fridge. Oh, wait. Actually, he tastes really good on salad. Maybe he really should be the king of the dressing shelf. Product DetailsRule the party in tasty style while wearing this Caesar Dressing Bottle Costume for Adults! The bottle-shaped tunic features a hole for your face in the middle of the "bottle neck," as well as roomy armholes so that you can wear it over your choice of lightweight outfit. The cream-colored front has a printed black and green oval label that features images of a cheese block, green herbs, and the words "Creamy Caesar Dressing." The gold-tone hood has a printed green label that reads "Roman Farms." Pass the SaladThank goodness for Caesar dressing! Without it, eating your greens would be a very boring affair. No one wants to chomp up a whole bowl of plain lettuce leaves (unless they're secretly a bunny rabbit). A delicious meal starts with you, since you're the perfect complement to crunchy croutons, sweet and juicy tomatoes, salty Parmesan cheese, and so much more. Three cheers for Caesar! Just don't let him try to conquer the Roman Empire.