Adult Yellow Fedora Hat

If there 's one thing we respect, it 's building a career around getting into other peoples ' business! If we had a dime for every time we wanted to follow a juicy piece of gossip, we 'd be private dicks swimming with fishes made of gold! You get a bug in your ear and you follow it to the end, even if it means getting shot full of lead or wearin ' some new cement shoes! It 's all in a day 's work when you 're one of the world 's most famous detectives, but luckily for you, the job 's not all eyeballs and machine guns - there 's also zoot suits, big band riots, and a pocketful of dangerous dames!If you don 't understand a word we 're sayin ', then get in line, bub, cause we don 't, either! But apparently this is how they talked back in the ol ' detective noir days, so we 're givin ' it a rip! And now you can, too, in this Adult Yellow Fedora Hat! You 'll be a regular Dick Tracy, and you didn 't even have to skirt the mob to do it!