Adult Crash Test Dummy Mask

Ain 't No DummyHave people always asked you if you were in a horrible car accident? Has your face inspired tales of horror and fright that still haunt your hometown to this day? Have you always been told that you have a face that only a mother could love? Well, then we have just the thing for you!When you wear this Crash Test Dummy Mask, you will be sure to elicit no more of those mean and foul-spirited remarks. This blank, expressionless face will be the perfect thing to take your interactions with friends and family from mean and hostile to boring and bland! When they look into your dark eyes and see the impact sensors on your temples and forehead, they will know that you mean business. Just don 't try to replicate the entire test, car crash and all!Face Off with FateIf you are looking for the perfect way to look like a ragdolling mannequin that is about to be put through their last test, then this Crash Test Dummy Mask is for you! You will love the authentic features, like the black and yellow impact markers and the roughly humanoid features. The elastic strap holding this mask on might not survive a collision, though, so be sure to only crash into very soft objects!