Infant Goofy Boy's Zombie Costume
MIIIIIIILK!Oh no, it's a tiny zombie! We're all in danger! Not because he can shuffle fast enough to catch us - most zombies move slowly in general, but this one can barely stagger along on really short legs. Sometimes all he can do is roll or crawl. No, we're in danger because he's way too cute to be a dangerous monster. We could catch him gnawing on a brain, and we'd still want to pick him up and cuddle him. Don't even try to resist the urge - it's even more powerful than the urge for self-preservation. Product DetailsMeet the sweetest little apocalypse casualty ever! This exclusive Infant Goofy Zombie Costume for Boys is the perfect mix of gross and adorable. The gray polyester shirt is printed with graphics that make it appear as though the shirt has been ripped open to reveal ribs, bones, and intestines. A green mitt is sewn to each sleeve cuff and can be flipped back to free the hand. The blue pants have a comfy elastic waistband and are also printed with cartoon-esque bone graphics. Green foam-backed booties are included. The headpiece fastens under the chin and is sewn with zombie features. Hungry for Snuggles Hugging a rotting zombie is usually an icky thought, but this lil monster is different! He doesn't smell bad at all (unless his diaper needs to be changed), he's only slimy when he spits up, and he's super snuggly. The only reason he'd try to gum your fingers is if he's teething. For a snack, he'd rather have infant cereal or pureed fruit than human flesh.
