Rainbow Clown Suspenders

The rainbow. Wikipedia says it's "an optical and meteorological phenomenon that is caused by reflection of light in water droplets in the Earth's atmosphere, resulting in a spectrum of light appearing in the sky." The capitalist says it's a mid-range American retail apparel chain that sell trendy clothing. The music junkie says it's a hard rock band from middle 70's that was formed in California and made their home in Britain. The social progressive says it's a sign of equality. But us? We think the rainbow is just a big pile of fun. You can't stay mad at a rainbow. He'll just make you smile again. The rainbow is the streaking color after the rain. A big smile from the earth telling you everything's gonna be just fine. Now put that big earth smile onto a pair of suspenders and what do you have? Instant party. Instant good times. Instant fun. But you don't have to thank us. We're in the fun business. It's our job. You're welcome.