Men's Hippie Vest

It’s not easy being a hippie. You have to wake up early every morning so you can pick the most choice flowers to put in your hair, and then you have to do a bunch of leg exercises so you can stay good at draft dodging. You have to occupy two, maybe three campus student centers a day. And you not only have to listen to sitar music, but also pretend you like it too, which really takes it out of you. Who knew being a hippie was such hard work?The last thing you want during your busy day is for your torso to be too cold while your arms are too hot. That is why we bring you this vest, the ultimate in torso-concealing long-haired freaky people fashion. It’s made from faux suede, because no hippie would ever harm one of mother earth’s creatures, and it has dangly fringes along its hem. Get it it today before people think you’re a conformist!