Taco Bell Adult Gordita Crunch Costume
MmmmmmmmmmmmBlue-light glasses, snow tires, a sturdy umbrella -- there are so many things you don't realize you need until you see them in action or, worse, you don't have them in a time of need. We're here to make sure you avoid one such dire situation.Soft outer shell, gooey melted cheese, crunchy middle layer holding that delicious sauce -- yeah, you need it. That's why we took the liberty of stocking this Taco Bell Gordita Crunch Costume for the discerning, fast-food-loving adult that needs a costume in a pinch. Those costume parties can sneak up on you!Design & DetailsDon't fret, though. Like a sturdy umbrella or some nice snow tires, this Taco Bell Gordita Crunch Costume will give you peace of mind, all in a tasty-looking riot of an outfit you never knew you needed. The one-piece, sleeveless pullover tunic sports a printed graphic of a Gordita Crunch from T-Bell. It's officially licensed, too, so you can worry more about what small talk to engage in at the costume party, and less about how to make a killer first impression.Fire Sauce, PleaseYou don't have to do this, but from experience, we can tell you that stashing a few Fire Sauce packets in your pants pocket to hand out at the right moment will cement you in the memory of anyone on which you want to leave an impression. Just go easy on the stuff. You could over-do it in a snap. It's really, really spicy -- don't you know?
