Bandit Moustache

The pencil-thin black mustache always drives home the point for any sheriff, outlaw, or southern gentleman. Just think of what Clark Gable would have been like without his. Garbage. That's right, we said it. And who's gonna listen to a sheriff without the old soup strainer? Nobody. And let's not forget, what will the bad guy twirl when he's making his threats if he doesn't have the ol' mustache hanging from his lip? His eyebrows? Don't be silly. Get one of these bandit mustaches and complete your costume with some authenticity and dignity. You want everybody in the saloon, bar, or whatever watering hole you frequent to know who's in charge, or who to look for when the most beautiful dame in the town goes missing, right? We thought so too. Of course, after you've finished your costume, you'll need a couple deputies or thugs by your side. Round them up, and send them to us. We'll give them a hand too.