Fairy Dark Wings w/ Flowers

Fairies have a whole different set of worries. Think of the dangers of being so small, and think of trying to find a place to stay! Tiny house living times two. Oh, no, wait, we're not talking about living in quarters less than 500 square feet; we mean a truly humble abode of fewer than 500 square centimeters. Fairies know all about the best garden real estate, especially the roomy ones with hostas out front and a bird bath out back. There are so many places to live, as long as a different pollinator isn't already moved in (we don't usually have to worry about running into another fairy). Which flower would you live in? The rose is always popular, but we're partial to sunflowers. The choice is all yours, but you'll need some pixie dust to shrink you down to size. Otherwise you'll look a little goofy sitting in the hostas!The shrinking down comes with a few complications. Gravity feels a little more oppressive, particularly, and you'll need a new set of small clothes. Ooh, and trust us: the world at that size is too dangerous not to have the benefit of flight waiting for you on your back. So we can't recommend these Dark Fairy Wings enough, which will keep your feet off the ground, away from all the thorns and worms and dirt, while letting you really sparkle throughout the air like a fairy, but with an aura of dark mystery. These particular wings are completely polyester and are decked out with faux flowers, so you'll blend in with your surroundings. You'll be ready to stake out your spot in the garden alongside the birds, the bees, and the gnomes! One size fits most, too, so in these you'll worry less about the terrors on the ground and worry more about how which fun air sports you will learn in your free time. We hear air basketball is a downright blast!