Nintendo Wario Adult Accessory Kit

HA HA!  WARIO WINS!If you ask Mario's rival, this big lug would claim that it is all about him.  And, heck, we find it hard to argue.  The guy shows up as a greedy antagonist in a couple handheld games and just erupts onto the Nintendo scene everywhere else!Who knew that a tough guy with some questionable hygiene practices would take the Mushroom Kingdom by storm and then hop into all the other franchises and quickly dominate there, too!?  We guess Wario is short for Warrior.  PRODUCT DETAILSTransform into the gold-stealing, golf-winning, minigame-making madman that loves to show Mario up in the mustache game with this Wario Kit, officially licensed by Nintendo's Super Mario Brothers.  This kit includes a pair of white gloves with Wario's iconic blue W, an adhesive, faux mustache designed to look like Wario's own, and his dull yellow hat.  Make sure to flex your backside muscles for this look!LOTS TO SAYRemember that Wario has a deeper, gruffer voice than the high-pitched and happy tune of Mario.  Plus, he ditches that overdone Italian accent for some really brutal commentary.  For a guy who takes second stage to the red-clad hero, Wario could teach him a thing or two about debate!  Fortunately, with this kit, you might not even have to get to that point, though.